The Olde Un On-Line Catalog

and our Responsibilities to you

 

The Olde Un does not condone or provide material and/or services of dubious and questionable legality such as anything to do with children and or bestiality. If anything like this is in your interest, we suggest seeing a mental health counselor: Cyber-Psych.

The Olde Un does not provide service and/or content to anyone who has not agreed that they "are 18 or over and wish to receive information of adult content". If you do not read and fully agree to the legal notice and terms of access, you will be denied entrance to the catalog.

If you have members of your family that you wish never to explore this site, we suggest you contact a Professional Internet Software company that provides the ability to "censor" your access to adult internet sites. The Olde Un has no interest in educating or entertaining your child -- that is the parent's responsibility.

The Olde Un feels that sex is a natural, healthy act driven by our bodies' desire to do what is natural and instilled by our genes. The body has a built in desire to copulate and propagate for future generations. It is after all, why we are here today. If our parents or their parents had chosen not to do what comes naturally, we would not be here. To repress all sexual desires is not healthy thing and can lead to a lifetime of loneliness and despair.

The Olde Un feels that by offering a catalog of adult entertainment, the responsible adult can satiate mankind's natural curiosity about sex in the safety of their own home, in a safe and effective manner, without offending or harming others. Nobody has ever caught AIDS from looking at adult pictures or videos.

Let's face it. Most crimes are committed while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs. Alcohol dims the awareness of reality and allows the person to do acts that they may or may not do in a sober state, i.e. unprotected sex, illegal sex, violence or worse. If you feel you may have a problem, get help before you do something you'll really regret. National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism, National Institute on Drug Abuse.

The Olde Un avoids illegal content such as bestiality and child pornography and takes measures to make sure that access is available only to adults. This service conforms with the Communications Decency Act "internet smut" legislation, which comprises Title V, Subtitle A of the Telecommunications Reform Act of 1996, signed into law by President Clinton on Thursday February 8, 1996. Specifically, it is in compliance with subsections A and D under Sec. 502 of the Communications Decency Act (Section 223 [47 U.S.C. 223, amended]), based upon the "defense to prosecution" protections provided under Sec. E of 502, chapters 5A and 5B.


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